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Iz pera nekog supercinika. Svakako zabavno štivo, a boldao sam meni najbolje.
 

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Atma-Sphere

Lying in a bathroom with the bathtub filled with motor oil.

Spectral

Begging for any liquid after a trip though the desert and receiving the glass filled with sand instead of water.

Audio Research 

Wandering though the woods, losing the way and trying to recognize a familiar road but being unable due to heavy fog….

McIntosh 

Chewing cotton.

Classe,  McCormack 

Making love for money with a 700 pound women and after the mission is accomplished realizing that you are going to do it for the rest of your life.

Balanced Audio

Smelling a wet dog

Dunlavy 

To adopt an elephant and to be happy that your pet creates a larger bowel movement than your neighbor’s dog.

Theta 

Trying to taste wine in a dirty public restroom.

Mark Levinson 

Keeping a bare 120V wire between the teeth.

MBL 

Watching the play of the German soccer team.

Bang & Olufsen 

Having a candle-lit dinner in McDonalds.

Aural  Symphonics 

Working in the office during the Fire Alarm Drill.

Burmester 

Navigating a sailboat with triple the amount of ballast.

Aerial Acoustics 

Running a marathon holding a mouth full of water during the whole distance.

Revel 

Spending a weekend attaching the Mercedes emblem to a Volkswagen Beatle.

Meridian 

Licking a cold and wet glass.

Cary Audio 

An attempt to play tennis with a racket without strings.

Pass Lab

Leaving for a bike trip with a broken bicycle, wet socks, miserable companions and having no idea where to go.

Bryston 

Attempting to fly an aircraft with perfectly functional engines but without a propeller.

Kimber 

Eating sushi with ketchup.

Martin-Logan 

Musical prescription after third heart attack.

Stereophile Magazine 

Being raped, receiving an invoice for “the service” and then sending the check out.

Krell 

Buying $500 bottle wine, cracking the bottle's neck while opening it, and drinking the wine knowing that there is some glass inside…

Red Rose Music 

Eating the marinated pickles with honey.

MIT Cables 

Being incarcerated in a sensory deprivation chamber.

JM Labs 

To play tennis on an indoor court that's surrounded by a huge, fragile glass window.

5.1 Sound 

Writing a document for 6 hours, having the computer crash, then realizing that the autosave feature was turned off.

Sunfire 

Waiting for the results of a Pregnancy Test during the whole listening session.

Sugden 

Equipment that sounds remarkably similar to the phonetic pronunciation of the company’s name.

Copland 

An attempt to hammer a nail into the wall witha hammer that has no handle.

B&W 

Having a sheet of thin cigarette paper between yourself and the speakers during listening.

PAD 

Meeting somebody from your home town during vacation in a land far away.

Tara Lab 

Eating frozen Gefiltah Fish.

Linn 

Wearing somebody else's suit.

Cello 

Eating soup cooked by this recipe: 1 Gallon of Distilled Water, 0.5 pound of aluminum shaving, 10 ounces of rusty iron nails, 6 ounces of white plastic, 10 ounces of copper, Boil for 2 hours and serve chilled close to frozen.

Naim

Listening to music "around the corner"

Lamm Industrires

Buying a TV advertised World’s Best kitchen knife for $29.99 and then discover that it has no sharp edges, can’t cut vegetables and fruits. The knife comes without manual, which is available for extra $98.000.43 plus $400 postage and $0.04 handling and after reading the manual your knife begin to drive screws into wall but still can’t slice bread

Rega 

An attempt to deliver a speech with sealed lips.

Chord 

Listening to a model's wisdom.

Audio  dealers 

Eating a Boston Cream Donut while suffering from diabetes.

Unison Research 

Wearing pants with huge holes in the pockets.

Plinus   

Having an upset stomach during honeymoon night.

Beauhorn 

To confuse partner’s sex.

Convergent Audio

To listen to an orchestra sitting upside-down.

Conrad Johnson

Undercooked vacuum "Oops" dipped into marketing Vaseline.

Audio Note

To learn that the toilet booth that you're in has no toilet paper but a manual how to use it.

Passive preamp 

An attempt to make dying horse pull 6000 tons railway train.

Tenor Amplifiers

Saying wrong things in unfamiliar language with the very best intentions

Nordost

Made form a pure silver at high frequency, made from pure cooper at mid frequency and made from pure wood at low frequency.

Shunyata Hydra

A step forward and two steps back

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Meni je najjači Bang & Olufsen Having a candle-lit dinner in McDonalds. Gađa točno u srž
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Ne bi se štel mešati.
Pazi za MBL: Watching the play of the German soccer team.
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Ipak, Lamm je bez premca.
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Nije loš ni Krell    
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Kakav sad Krell? Ne vidim ga.
Jesi vidio za Meka?
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Misliš pamučna žvaka?Drito u sridu!!!
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Ili žvakanje vate. U sridu? Ne bi se mešal MkII.
Onaj mu je isto dobar: Balanced Audio Technology, snifanje mokrog cucka. Koji luđak. Taj je triput luđi od mene.
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